I figured I’d blow the dust off this thing and take a moment to show everyone a little something that’s been going on in the Home Office. I regularly work with Damashek Consulting, a boutique agency based in New York, and this year the team has put together a special holiday site.
I think it’s our best yet. Take a look! Maybe you’ll find the abominable snowman, or figure out what to do with the tiniest doll in the matryoshka
We have been renovating our house for a really long time. I think at least seven years, which is amazing because in October we’ll have only lived in the house for six. When we first bought the place and starting ripping things apart, I thought it was kind of exciting. It was so….HGTV, you know? We painted, and fixed up the basement, and some people moved in and lived int he basement, so we had rental income, and that was awesome when our tenants were nice people with some social graces.
Our original plan was to renovate the hell out of the place and then flip it, but circumstances, as usual, careened out of our control. So 5.75 years later, we’re still here. We’re cool with that, because we like it and we were lucky enough to buy right before the real estate market in Calgary exploded. So our house is easily worth twice what we paid for it, possibly more.
Sometimes, though, summer rolls around and the laundry lists of projects seems ridiculously long, and it feels like we are never, ever going to be those people who wander down 17th Ave on a sunny day or sit on a patio for an afternoon, or even lie in the backyard with a good book. Sometimes, it feels like every summer of our lives will be spent ripping off stucco, or grading the backyard, or digging fenceposts with a teaspoon. I imagine Mike probalby feels like this far more often than I do, because he’s far “handier” than I am, and I just stand around holding things, feeling sort of inadequate about it, and waiting for the construction part to be done so I can put a coat of paint on whatever it is we’ve just ripped apart and put back together.
This weekend, we put in a new window in the home office. It badly needed a new window. The thing is, the window that was in there was put in in 1954, when the house was built, and the one that we put in was made in 2008. You may or may not know this, but windows have changed a fair big in the past 50 years. So of course, it didn’t fit. And then it did fit, but not all the way. And then it sort of fit, but only on one side. And then we got it to fit, but not perfectly, but we were too damn tired to keep taking it out, so we screwed it in and fixed it.
The thing is, now that it’s (almost) done, it looks great. It’s a huge improvement. And that’s the part that’s hard to remember when the house is covered in drywall dust, and we’re hitting Home Depot for what feels like the millionth time. That one day, we’ll be done, and it’ll be beautiful.
And then we’ll probably sell it and start again.
It has been a really rainy spring. And things have been ramping up here at the home office, so I haven’t had the inclination to write much. Busy, busy, busy. But there are some exciting things on the horizon that can easily turn me into even more of a Claven than I already am. By the end of 08 I may know all about the electricity deregulation and how to make a winning wine selection. I suspect both will come in handy in my daily life.
One never knows.
While I was busy not writing in here, I crossed a couple things off my big list of endeavours. I took a woodworking class a few weeks ago, during which I built a garden bench and destroyed a knuckle. The knuckle is now healed, and the garden bench has been waterlogged pretty consistently since I brought it home. But I got to use power tools! And I didn’t strip all the screws, which is a definite improvement in my relationship with the cordless drill.
I also continued my misadventures in the kitchen, when I attempted to make this quinoa recipe from Good Housekeeping that sounded delicious, but tasted like nothing. It was “Warm Ginger and Almond Quinoa Salad” or something. But all you could taste was quinoa and reduced-sodium soy sauce, so there wasn’t even any salt to get your motor running. I messed around with it for a while and then put the leftovers in the garbage. I’m sure there’s a magpie somewhere enjoying it. Note to self: there’s a reason you don’t read Good Housekeeping, and it’s not just because they put Dr Phil on the cover.
On the upside, I did make a pretty good buttercream icing with my new handheld mixer, which I bought for next to nothing at Superstore for the sole reason that I wanted to be able to make buttercream icing. I’m not sure why, if I enjoy savoury food so much, I can only manage to excel at baking sweets. It’s probably my savior.
Anyway, next up, I need to get my paintbrushes out. Not to get all arty, mind you. If the bench ever dries out, I’m going to caulk and paint it so you can’t see the results of my overzealous chiseling. And then I’m going to paint my kitchen, and finish all the trim that I started last summer before I was swept away by lazyitis. What happens after that is anyone’s guess, but it will likely involve running shoes, a rolling pin, and a sticky mat.
Stay tuned.
Ellen at Adventures in Domesticity just tagged me in a what I’d definitely call a “challenging challenge” put forth in a story on NPR (which we don’t get here, but which fabulously has a grip on digital content!). The deal is that you write your memoir in six words. No small feat, really. Reining yourself in on the keyboard never is.
As you’d expect, it’s a struggle. How do you capture yourself in six measly words? But here goes: Finally tries it, actually likes it.
This pretty much sums up all the great experiences I’ve ever had. Things I’ve written on my want list in the past, and then done, and loved once I finally tried them (with the possible exception of the Dry Martini experiment, which I didn’t enjoy one bit. Luckily, I immediately discovered Chocolate Martinis. No harm, no foul.). I’ve written before about falling into a rut - I need to remember these six words when I feel that comfy ruttiness creeping in again. Life is short, and you’ve got to cram in as much as possible before your number comes up.
And now that I’ve written my six words (and then some), here comes the assignment for five other lucky individuals.
You’re it:
I’ve been in a rut for a long time. So long that it got nice and comfy, sort of the way the cushions on a good chair will mold to the shape of your rear end, or the way old shoes fit on your feet. And I knew, the way you know with old shoes and cushions, that I had to make a few changes before a) something started to stink, or b) people started to stare.
So begins The Big List, and the Experience Experiment. It’s not that I don’t have “experiences”. I do. I’ve been places and seen things. But yeah, sometimes it’s easier to stick with what you know, rather than open yourself up to something you may hate (or, God forbid, really, really love). It’s easy to say you don’t have the time, or the gear, or the money.
I started the list a few weeks ago, and I seem to add to it pretty regularly. I know there’s a school of thought that says if you make a list of the things you want, you’re more likely to get them. Not because of Crazy Magic or anything, just because you’re more open to things that come your way. I guess you’re more likely to take advantage of opportunities, instead of chickening out and maintaining the status quo. So I started my list, and then lo and behold, I saw that Mighty Girl had posted her list right on her blog for the whole world to see. Funny how once you start thinking about something, you see it everywhere.
Anyway, I started actually working on the list by coloring my hair red. That might seem like a weird place to start, but I have wanted red hair for a really long time. So far I love it (except for the part where I have to go get it touched up, because it’s fading after only ten days…booo.).
Second (well, this was first really, but whatever), I joined a running club. I realize, working at home all day, that I could use a little human contact once in a while. I’d also like to run more often (did I really just write that? Whoa. Maybe the dye has permeated my skin and leeched into my brain.). So the running club seemed like a good way to kill two birds - in this case, Penguins - with one stone.
Next, I ordered up a motorcycle helmet with a side of jacket and gloves, and went for my first ride on the back of Mike’s bike. I’m going to admit here that while I did spend the entire first ride coaching myself not to puke in the helmet, I really enjoyed the second ride. My backside disagrees, I think.
What’s next? A stunning mixture of the wild and the mundane. The list includes everything from making my own bread to taking a trip to Italy and spending a week in an ashram. I like to cover all my bases. Maybe I’ll really commit, hardcore, and post the list here for the whole world to see. Why not?