Mike and I ventured out today to run a couple of errands and try to find some lunch. And within minutes of leaving the house, we realized we had ventured out into the thick of holiday madness.
I know, it’s only December 2! But it seems every year people are bitten by the Christmas bug earlier and earlier, often right in the hindquarters. Resulting symptoms include oblivion, driving like an asshole through parking lots, refusing to stop for pedestrians and forgetting how to say “excuse me”.
Actually, back up the bus a little, that sounds an awful lot like Calgarians in general these days. Maybe it isn’t the holidays at all. Maybe it’s just a bad case of Bigcityitis. Whatever it is, I don’t get it.
Whatever the reason, I’m seriously starting to look at time-share property on the top of Mount Crumpet.