Letter to an Inventor

To Whomever Invented the Leaf Blower,

When you invented this fabulous and pointless gardening implement, did you make sure to include a caveat in the instructions that read: “Most effective when neighbors may be trying to a) sleep in or b) concentrate. Use to maximum efficacy before 8:30 a.m., especially on Saturdays”?

If you, in fact, did, then which day are you planning on sleeping late? I’ll be right over.

Love,

The Girl with No Earplugs

One thought on “Letter to an Inventor

  1. I think it’s the same guy who invented old lawnmowers. Or maybe his brother-in-law, the one who runs his buzz saw in the driveway every weekend.

    Betcha he owns a big noisy motorcycle, too.

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