To Whomever Invented the Leaf Blower,
When you invented this fabulous and pointless gardening implement, did you make sure to include a caveat in the instructions that read: “Most effective when neighbors may be trying to a) sleep in or b) concentrate. Use to maximum efficacy before 8:30 a.m., especially on Saturdays”?
If you, in fact, did, then which day are you planning on sleeping late? I’ll be right over.
Love,
The Girl with No Earplugs
I think it’s the same guy who invented old lawnmowers. Or maybe his brother-in-law, the one who runs his buzz saw in the driveway every weekend.
Betcha he owns a big noisy motorcycle, too.